Aga Bard Presents

Ideal for anyone working in IT, and for linguists, tech nerds, word nerds, and the lonely and broken-hearted.

Born in London, England in 1973, Guy muddled his way through school in Finchley before fleeing to the University of West Florida in 1993, where he failed to obtain a BA in Theatre Arts but did learn how to make epic BBQs and roll cigarettes one-handed. After returning to London in 1997, he took up a variety of jobs schlepping, variously; wet dogs, crates of beer, PlayStations, newspapers, and boxes of books, before finally settling down for a final stint in retail at that really big, green and gold department store in Knightsbridge. After crashing and burning from those lofty heights, he landed in Poland sometime around 2001, and has remained there happily underachieving ever since, eking out a living as a freelance proofreader, editor, and Star Trek expert. Heh.