The wisdom of the idiot

I deluded him that I would make him fly like a paper airplane. This is one of his wishes that he always told me about. I prepared two large wings out of cardboard and attached each wing to each arm separately. I prepared him to fly and asked him to close his eyes and imagine that he was like a large paper airplane being carried high in the air. My heartbeat accelerated. He was terrified and embarrassed. I couldn't believe he would listen to my words.