Rent Me! Ghost Me! Kill Me!

Rent it. Ghost it. Kill it. is not your average survival guide - it's a sharp, unapologetic satire of the modern rental nightmare.
In 13 deliciously unhinged chapters, Euphemia van Dame leads us through apartment scams, viewing wars, and the bureaucratic circus of applications, ghostings, and lost deposits - all with biting wit and deadly accuracy.
This book is for anyone who's ever begged for a flat, been ignored by a PDF portal, or whispered "please pick me" to an empty inbox.
Welcome to the Hunger Games of housing. May sarcasm be your weapon of choice.

Euphemia van Dame is what happens when you combine dark humor, broken rental dreams, and just enough rage to write a book.
Her satirical voice slices through the nonsense of modern life with style, sass, and a ruthless sense of truth. When she
is not dissecting real estate madness, she's busy writing the next volume of her series "How Not to Lose Your Mind - Satirical Survival Guides.§
She believes in humor as rebellion - and storytelling as revenge.
Euphemia van Dame is the English-speaking alter ego of a German writer who finally decided to fight back - with words.