This hilarious short story is about gnome Bert, a gay showgirl and hobby cartographer, who regularly surfes the Internet to find out more about the Galaxy. One day he meets a garden gnome, Ernie, and a gnome from the Great Unknown, Micky, in a chat room. He decides to invite them to his wedding on planet Playhouse. Micky abducts the reluctant Ernie and they spend a few days as Bert's guests, exploring Playhouse and experiencing a different kind of gnome wedding.

Yolanda King was born in 1977. She lived in North America for more than two years, traveling and working, and she also lived in Florence, Italy for one year. She speaks German, English and Italian fluently. Yolanda is married with two children. She and her family live in a small town in the northern part of the Black Forest. She is a teacher and translator who has now turned her hobby - writing - into her new profession. Yolanda started writing in elementary school, continually encouraged by her teacher. Writing has been her constant companion since.