Dad: My wife keeps telling to stop pretending to be butter 

 ....but I'm on a roll.

Dad: I asked a Frenchman if he play video games

 ....He said, "Wii."

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.
It's impossible to put down.

Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.

Wanna hear a joke about a piece of paper?
Never mind... it's tearable.

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CHANTELLE GRACE is a witty wordsmith who loves music, art, and competitive games. She is fascinated by God's intricate design of the human body. As she works her way through medical school, she knows it's important to share the gift of laughter with those around her. When she's not studying abroad, she makes her home in Prior Lake, Minnesota.