Go to university, get a degree they tell you, and a successful, happy future will be yours. So how has she wound up living with a Traffic Warden and working in office hell? As her days fill with low paid office work and her boyfriend abandons ambition, a young woman believes there must be an apocalypse on the horizon and hatches a dramatic plan to escape the life she picked by mistake. A dark, comic, heartbreaking novel about the road to discovering that life rarely happens as we expect.