Did you hear the story about the European who moved to America?

America: that potpourri of modern dysfunctionalia...

...that sticky, spicy, simmering crawfish gumbo of a society...

...where a half-white man can become the first black president.

America: love it or leave it... or else!

Jonathan Claay is an incredibly good looking guy who has everything going for him. Women love him, and guys love to be around him.

He has lived and worked in numerous countries, lived a generally wild life, and learned a number of foreign languages to varying degrees.

He is currently creating a new computer app: when a person just touches a button on it, they will become instantly happy, forever.